From the "What Were They Thinking File" comes the case of Captain Crunch and the woman who cried Crunchberries. Over at Lowering the Bar it is reported that a woman sued the Captain and his company. It seems that his Crunchberries cereal didn't contain any crunchberries. Mainly because crunchberries are not real. They are just colored balls of cereal. Thankfully Judge Morrison England, Jr. showed that he had the brains a Judge should have and dismissed the case.