Nuts...The Final Frontier

I have been a fan of Star Trek for most of my life. From the original series to the soon to be released movie to way too many pieces of fan merchandise to cartoons and conventions I have been there or bought some of it. I thought I had seen it all until I saw this.

Yes it's the Captain Kirk nutcracker! It is to come out soon and you can get it at William Shatner.com. What's next? A phaser that shoots out dessert toppings?